I really don't know what to tell you here. Bob and I (Bruce) text about movies we see. Always have. We're not cinema nerds, movie geeks, or whatever the fuck you call it these days. We are just two normal dudes who love to watch horror and talk about it frequently. At some point, we decided it was time to stop texting and time to start at least offering it to the masses. Will it work? Ehhhh....? Will you like what we have to say? Ehhhh.....? Will we ramble on and say offensive things and not make a lot of sense sometimes? Absolutely. I guess therein lies the beauty, right? Two normal dudes, an eye for the macabre, and total fans of gore and all things horror. We'll watch easily accessible movies and tell you what we think of them, for better or worse. We hope you enjoy what we have to say. Actually, no...I don't think that's wholly accurate. We hope you READ what we have to say. I don't think we're entirely sure we care if you actually like it. If you do, that's even cooler though.